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Just How Ugly Is This Steak Dish From the Restaurant in Trump’s Chicago Hotel?

Noted gourmand Donald Trump’s hotels are famous for their beautiful, wonderful food, like pizza that looks like a reject from the Lunchables R&D kitchen and martinis that time traveled from 1972. Today, the Trump Hotels added a new dish to this murderer’s row: a desiccated steak — the president’s favorite food — you’d be reluctant to feed your dog. It’s served at the Trump International Hotel & Tower on an Instagrammable slate plate, with a randomly strewn assortment of vegetables, something crumbly, and some orange sauce that looks like reduced Sunkist mixed with pumpkin.

Just How Ugly Is This Steak Dish From a Trump Hotel?