Trump Has a Button He Pushes So a Butler Brings Him a Coke

Bring this man a bigly Coke. Photo: Pool/Getty Images

To mark President Trump’s first 100 days, the Associated Press ran a piece Monday where the nation’s leader talks about how his time in the Oval Office will be remembered as a “different kind of a presidency.” As New York Times national-security editor Amy Fiscus pointed out on Twitter after getting further into the story, he’s definitely making some headway on that. Buried down in the story’s 24th paragraph is this nugget:

A man accustomed to wealth and its trappings, Trump has embraced life in the Executive Mansion, often regaling guests with trivia about the historic decor. With the push of a red button placed on the Resolute Desk that presidents have used for decades, a White House butler soon arrived with a Coke for the president.

It looks like the AP overlooked the levers he can pull underneath the desk that are marked “KFC Bucket Meal,” “Filet-O-Fish,” and “Steak With Ketchup.”

In all seriousness though, pressing a nuclear-esque red button is at least more presidential than Trump’s previous system:

Trump Has a Button He Pushes So a Butler Brings Him a Coke