Denny’s Posted a Tweet About Eating Beyoncé’s Babies

Denny’s knows its niche on Twitter — it is king of the corniest-conceivable-brand tweet. It made a “radio for a head” joke when Radiohead’s tour sold out last year, and one about flapjacks replacing the headphone jack when everybody got ticked at the iPhone 7’s worst feature. Beyoncé’s pregnancy announcement yesterday, therefore, provided a stellar opportunity for the chain to drop another clever one-liner, and true to form, @DennysDiner didn’t disappoint:

“Wow, bey has TWO buns in the oven!” it tweeted, tossing in a free tip for the mom-to-be: “that’s just an expression by the way. please don’t eat those buns. they are babies.”

Observers quickly feared for Denny’s general well-being:

The chain has spent longer than pretty much anyone else contemplating the intersection of babies and food:

Denny’s Posted a Tweet About Eating Beyoncé’s Babies