Hoots Is the Restaurant for the Man Who Loves Wings But Hates Objectifying Women

For the man with discerning taste in chicken wings, but who cannot stand the thought of forcing a woman to don clothes that objectify her at the workplace, there is finally a restaurant in which you can feel comfortable. It’s called Hoots.

Perhaps recognizing the abundance of men who aren’t interested in looking at a woman’s chest area until at least the fourth date, beloved “breastaurant” Hooters has a new “fast-casual” chain coming. At Hoots, female and male servers will not wear revealing clothing, and an “abbreviated one-page menu” will get you in and out of there before you can say, uh, Hoot Hoot.

The first Hoots will open in Cicero, Illinois, in February.

Photo: Courtesy of Hooters Management Corp.
Hooters to Open Fast-Casual Restaurant Chain Called Hoots