The weapon.
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Here you thought illegally setting off contraband fireworks while draped in the stars and stripes was as American as it could get: A North Carolina couple, likely deciding they had exhausted all other options, reportedly got into a fight around 1 a.m. on the Fourth of July throwing pizza rolls.
Details on what caused the altercation and, most important, what brand of pizza rolls were weaponized are currently unknown, but the couple, Brad Scott Beard and Samantha Brooke Canipe, were booked and charged with one count of simple misdemeanor each — would the charge be more severe if Hot Pockets had been involved? — and could face, respectively, 60 and 30 days in jail.
