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Some Horrible Monster Created Piña Colada–Flavored Cheddar Cheese

For the love of God, why?

Aldi — a discount grocery chain whose dairy-product store brand, Happy Farms, has been in trouble before for not being an actual farm — is back with more deception: this thing masquerading as cheese.

Worse yet, these seven-ounce blocks of “infused” dairy aren’t cutesy gimmicks tied to, like, news that Jimmy Buffett is joining Aldi’s team as brand ambassador. It looks like they got semi-prominent shelf space and Aldi was legitimately expecting a run on the stuff:

Some Horrible Monster Created Piña Colada–Flavored Cheese