Totally Chill Kellogg’s Employee Caught Peeing on Cereal

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WREG’s viewers may not exactly have their fears allayed, though — as the story’s reporter warns: "The man who you see here spraying urine all over the place? Well, he’s still out there on the streets."


The company adds that any contaminated products have at least expired. (Sorry, everybody — no recall. You already ate it all.) The FDA is launching a full-on criminal investigation to help find the mystery pisser.

Here’s the full statement Kellogg’s rushed out to stress how much it frowns upon this particular production-line activity:

Kellogg takes this situation very seriously and we were shocked and deeply disappointed by this video that we just learned of yesterday. We immediately alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators. A criminal investigation is underway as well as a thorough internal investigation.

Our investigation revealed that the video was recorded at our Memphis, TN facility, in 2014. Products that could have been potentially affected were Rice Krispies Treats, Rice Krispies Treats cereal and puffed rice cake products, all of which would be past expiration date.

Food quality is of the utmost importance to Kellogg Company. We are outraged by this completely unacceptable situation, and we will work closely with authorities to prosecute to the full extent of the law.

WREG’s viewers may not exactly have their fears allayed, though — as the story’s reporter warns: "The man who you see here spraying urine all over the place? Well, he’s still out there on the streets."

[WREG]