Every Chipotle across the land is closed today until 3 p.m., but it’s not because of a fresh batch of salmonella burritos. The chain was hosting a company-wide food-safety conference to address the issues that plagued it during the final stretch of its terrible 2015, and to garner goodwill after months of food-poisoning outbreaks it’s giving away free burritos. The offer is available until 6 p.m. today, but all you have to do to not pay for lunch is text the word raincheck to 888-222. Be warned, though: Some fear Big Burrito’s intentions may be devious.
Free lunch. Photo: Chipotle