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Earth tried saving some people from dinner at a Mississippi IHOP Saturday night by cleverly opening itself up and engulfing their cars. The pavement reportedly “gave way” as about a dozen horrified diners watched their vehicles disappear into a 15-foot-deep, 400-foot-long gash that, so far, authorities have no explanation for, outside of insisting that it’s not a “sinkhole.” Consider it the universe’s intervention against the cosmic crime known as the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity.
[AP]
