President Obama Admits to Losing His Mind Over Chips and Guacamole

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Today at Kids' State Dinner, an event held at the White House to promote nutrition and healthy eating, President Obama discussed his favorite foods. "Basically, if there is a bowl of good chips and guacamole," he started to say, before being cut off by First Lady Michelle Obama. "He loses it," she interrupted, just before the president confirmed what the Hass Avocado Board has no doubt been waiting to hear for the last six years from the noted barbecue and sashimi enthusiast. "I lose my mind," said President Obama. "I lose my mind." A few minutes later, FLOTUS revealed her "obsession" for French fries before delivering a followup that no doubt sent a profound ripple of fear straight through the headquarters of the Idaho Potato Commission. "I’m making a vow," she said. "I’m going to take a break from French fries." [WP, Related]