Frozen Yogurt Is Finally Available As a Room-Temperature Body Wash

It's "rich in healthy moisture with skin-conditioning yogurt proteins." Photo: Courtesy of Dial

This Dial cooling body wash, which apparently has been lurking on Walmart shelves for a few months, isn't just loaded with "skin-conditioning yogurt proteins," it's got everything you'd expect from frozen yogurt, except for the actual yogurt, its associated colonies of friendly bacteria, and the whole frozen part. It does have watermelon, guava, and pineapple juice, though, which may leave you smelling more like the toppings bar than the actual yogurt, or like some sort of fruit nightmare, but at the very least we'll have something to remember the fro-yo boom by when the glut of festive-sounding shops gives way to a more reasonable dessert landscape. [AdAge, Related]