Kyara the parrot is pretty much your standard resident of Portland, Oregon: Her diet consists mostly of seeds and nuts, and she’s been a coffee aficionado for most of her life. "She’s crazy about coffee," owner Charlene Fugel explains. "She’ll drink it any way you give it to her. Cold, hot — she doesn’t care." And, yes, that seems true based on the video evidence, in which the bird starts squawking for Starbucks as soon as her espresso cup goes empty. Apparently Kyara hasn’t gotten into the third-wave movement just yet.