Cinnabon Releases ‘Classic Cinnamon Roll’ Air Freshener

Oh, no. Photo: Air Wick

Cinnabon-branded Cream of Wheat and Cinnabon-tinged novelty vodka exist, and while we're waiting for the company to solidify its next batch of co-branded world cinna-domination plans, it's conveniently put these Air Wick stank bombs on the market. You just pull the pin, or whatever it is one does to deploy air fresheners, and voilà your whole house is thoroughly Cinna-bombed. The company, which is positioning its namesake product as the next pumpkin spice, says the Air Wick has got that "irresistible smell of freshly baked dough, one-of-a-kind cinnamon and cream cheese frosting that makes Cinnabon cinnamon rolls so unforgettable." Let's be honest, though: Does cream-cheese frosting really smell like anything? [Laughing Squid, Earlier]