Mac-and-Cheese Bagel Is Your Latest Hybrid Food Abomination

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Don't stare at it directly. Photo: Daniel Maurer

But, on the plus side, today's delivery special from Tompkins Square Bagels retails for the low, low price of $5.95, and if your stomach lining is down with some real Ernest Shackleton-esque exploits, go ahead and get a strip of bacon on top for an extra dollar. Old-school bagel purists, take note: You'll likely be peeved to hear this bagel is scooped to accommodate all that cheese-sauced pasta, but we're sure you'll be cool with everything else. [Bedford + Bowery]