Crystal Head Vodka-Bottle Skull Gets Full Forensic Facial Reconstruction

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He did too many shots. Photo: Crystal Head Vodka/Facebook

In an effort to shed some light on the mystery man whose cranium now serves as the packaging for Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka, a Scottish man named Nigel Cockerton whom CNET notes has a Masters in Forensic and Medical Art from the University of Dundee undertook a painstaking facial reconstruction. Cockerton documented the entire process, which included the addition of glass eyes, muscles, cartilaginous bits, and finally, skin and a natty hairdo. The finished dude looks ready to party and a little Hobbit-ish, not to mention a little bit rock-and-roll. Straight ahead, Mr. Crystal Head Vodka comes alive, muscle, skin, eyes, and all. (Just FYI, we're going to starting calling him Gary for the hell of it.)

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"Is it a bit drafty in here?"Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


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"Dude, where's my nose?"Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


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"Thanks, you the man."Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


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He can't stop laughing.Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


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Which, in all likelihood has something to do with the spout in his head.Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


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Real men have ponytails.Photo: Courtesy of Crystal Head Vodka


Forensic artist performs facial reconstruction on Crystal Head vodka bottle [CNET]