Watch Out: Bud Light’s Raz-Ber-Rita and Mang-O-Rita Flavors Are Coming

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Makes lovely fluorescent cocktails. Photo: Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch will make good on its promise to expand its Bud Light Lime portfolio way beyond Straw-Ber-Rita and Cran-Brr-Rita with next month's launch of Mang-O-Rita and Raz-Ber-Rita flavors, the latter of which is a malted beverage roughly based on a raspberry margarita "with a twist." The actual "twist" here is not clear, but one reviewer, who says he purchased his Raz-Ber-Rita from a gas station "or something," calls the flavor "one of the most disappointing ***-ber-itas of the bunch." The launch is great news nonetheless for anyone searching for a third mixer to deploy with DeKuyper's Razzmatazz and any one of those transgressive new Taco Bell sodas. They say every generation gets the Razzmatazz-Ber-Rita-Sangrita-Blast it deserves, after all. [Foodbeast, Related]