Brooklyn’s Brucie Serving Beyoncé-Themed Valentine’s Menu

Get that cheese (course, after dinner).
Get that cheese (course, after dinner). Photo: Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

You may never wake up as flawless as Beyoncé, but you can at least take on a Bey-themed menu on February 14 at Brucie in Cobble Hill. Drunk in love? Go for the negroni short ribs and beef-heart salad. Fan of Mrs. Carter’s pre-solo days? Get the Breastiny’s Child, a veal-breast braciole with pickled fig and goat yogurt. The fantastically punny menu has only one real flaw — Brucie’s favoring the traditional spelling of Surfboard (deviled bone marrow with root vegetables in bone broth) over Beyoncé’s more distinct surfbort. Check out the full menu online. [Brucie via FWF]