Brooklyn’s Brucie Serving Beyoncé-Themed Valentine’s Menu

Get that cheese (course, after dinner). Photo: Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

You may never wake up as flawless as Beyoncé, but you can at least take on a Bey-themed menu on February 14 at Brucie in Cobble Hill. Drunk in love? Go for the negroni short ribs and beef-heart salad. Fan of Mrs. Carter's pre-solo days? Get the Breastiny's Child, a veal-breast braciole with pickled fig and goat yogurt. The fantastically punny menu has only one real flaw Brucie's favoring the traditional spelling of Surfboard (deviled bone marrow with root vegetables in bone broth) over Beyoncé's more distinct surfbort. Check out the full menu online. [Brucie via FWF]