Last night’s U.K. debut of The Taste drew in dismal numbers: It attracted only 1.8 million viewers and beat only one show — BBC Two’s Stargazing LIVE, which features a professor discussing astronomy. Yikes. Perhaps this Nymphomaniac-esque trailer turned people off? But the real question is: Is this flop dramatic enough to make it into the Nigella Lawson biopic? [Earlier, Earlier, Daily Mail]