Man in Captain America Shirt Tries, Fails to Rob Chinese Restaurant

Better luck next time.
Better luck next time. Photo: Mobile Country Sheriff's Dept.

Somewhere on the spectrum of ineptitude between the would-be robber who got Starbucks coffee instead of cash and the one who tried to break into a Chicago bar by pulling with all his might on a door marked PUSH is this hapless dude, who, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Department, handed a note to a worker at a Chinese restaurant explaining that he was going to kill him if he didn’t promptly empty the register. Unfortunately, the targeted worker was unable to read in English so he wasn’t able to do much with the threat, and now police are searching for this forlorn-looking guy, who apparently chose to wear a Captain America shirt to commit the crime. []