Apparently Morrissey’s Not So Happy With Jamie Oliver

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"I would like to ask all so-called celebrity chefs why they believe that animals should have no right to live. If Jamie 'Orrible is so certain that flesh-food is tasty then why doesn't he stick one of his children in a microwave? It would taste the same as cooked lamb." The legendary singer, poet, natty dresser, and animal-rights advocate carefully avoids the phrase "tastes like chicken," which is overused, obviously. [TTY via Fox News, Related]