Bloomin’ Onions Are Free Today

Inverted, it doubles as a hat for small kittens.

Today is Outback Steakhouse's annual Outback Bowl Day, otherwise known to many lucky ladies as Wow Your Lover With Room-Temperature Fried Onion Leftovers Day. Customers need only make sure they find a participating Outback location, make a qualifying purchase, and utter the magic words, "Outback Bowl," to their server. Then — SHAZAM! — one battered, breaded, tallow-fried, 3,000-calorie saturated-fat improvised explosive device is headed your way. Happy New Year. [Official via Brand Eating, Related]