11-Foot-Tall Bottle of Champagne Hits NYC at Worst Possible Time

Oh, no.
Oh, no. Photo: Moët & Chandon/Twitter

To commemorate its Times Square New Year’s Eve sponsorship, Moët & Chandon has been toting an eleven-foot bottle of its Imperial around town. It’s been parked at the Union Square W New York for the last few days, but tomorrow it makes the move to Chelsea Market, right around the same hour many thousands of drunk people dressed like Santa Claus begin roaming the New York City streets. What could possibly go wrong? [Times Square Ball/Twitter, Related]