Is This All-Metal Starbucks Card Worth $450?

The "stunning rose gold hue" makes for a lousy mirror, too. Photo: Starbucks

Pros: Comes with a preloaded $400 to use at Starbucks, plus "automatic" My Starbucks Rewards™ gold-level status and all the associated perks; can probably be sharpened on one side to use as a convenient and portable steak knife. Cons: Only 1,000 for sale; have to always remember to take it out of your pocket at the airport, where you will definitely be arrested for carrying a Starbucks card that's been turned into a steak knife. [Starbucks]