Pizza Thief Busted After Victim Finds Him on Facebook

He'd better lawyer up.

A Chicago robber who held a delivery man and his girlfriend at gunpoint in order to steal a pizza was arrested on Thanksgiving after his victim found him on Facebook. The thief allegedly requested delivery to an isolated area about a mile away from his house and pulled a gun on the couple, before making off with the reportedly "football sized pizza" and $13 in cash. It seems like quite the elaborate operation for a pie and some chump change, except the thief in this case used his own phone to place the order, and with just a little sleuthing and the digits, the girlfriend was able to track him down and even found his Facebook profile — where he had no doubt posted incriminating selfies of him with this crazy pizza shaped like a football. [Chicagoist via Sun Times/CBS]