Tribeca Restaurant Edward’s Valiantly Refuses Festivities

Don't even think about bringing in one of those paper squawkers. Photo: Dave Ratzlow

This just in from the venerable Edward's in Tribeca: Tonight, there's "no cover charge, no decorations or noisemakers. Regular dinner menu; hamburger and fries special with any beer, $10." The e-mail Grub Street received was written in all caps, too, so they're obviously serious about this. If you happen to be there when the clock strikes twelve tonight and you feel like hugging someone, you'd best take that outside. [Related]