Some of René Redzepi’s Best Customers Are Jerks

He could go on all day.
He could go on all day. Photo: Slim ALLAGUI/AFP/Getty Images

“One thing that you definitely shouldn’t do is, in the middle of your main course during summer, when you see two young girls swimming outside, you definitely shouldn’t leave your main course, take your clothes off, show your middle-aged hairy body, and jump into the water with the two young girls. That, you definitely shouldn’t do. Yeah, that actually happened.” —The Noma chef-owner weighs in on the kleptomaniac fine diners, Norwegian vomiters, and blatant bathroom fornicators. And don’t even get him started on writers who come in for dinner and go home to write splashy cover stories about how dudely he is. [Epicurious, Related]