The Staten Island Advance says the man dressed as a squeeze bottle of mustard in this video is keeping St. George Ferry Terminal commuters "entertained," but the crowd actually seems to be afraid to watch, as if his steely Dijonnaise eyes might burn holes through their souls, Raiders of the Lost Ark style, if they gaze on him directly. Too bad. In addition to a man dressed like mustard playing the fiddle, Staten Island has all these other things no one else does: A Dairy Queen, more pizzerias per capita than Brooklyn, an incoming Sonic, and soon, the tallest observation wheel in the world. This guy just needs to find his ketchup.
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