‘Devil’s Fruits’: The 12 Most Heinous Truffle Atrocities

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A white truffle from Alba, or possibly Croatia. Photo: FILIPPO MONTEFORTE/AFP/Getty Images

The finest luxuries tend to bring out the worst in people: high-end handbags are assembled in the poorest nations, the art world is rife with frauds, and the less said about the diamond trade, the better. The food world's most luxurious products are no different: Tuber magnatum and Tuber melanosporum white and black truffles, respectively have created entire industries based on fraud and theft. It's no secret why: truffles fetch thousands of dollars per pound and diners are said to experience euphoric sensations when eating them. (The Catholic church banned these so-called "devil's fruits" during medieval times because of their hypnotic, aphrodisiac-like qualities.) And so, the truffle is a perennial temptress for hustlers and cons who, lured by the promise of a quick fortune, have become ensnared in the ingredients tangled history of scam, hijinks, and even murder. With truffle season in full swing, here are some of the most abhorrent truffle-related misdeeds, ranked from least egregious to most.

12. Truffle Gluttony
Truffles are the provenance of those who can afford them and those who can really afford them tend to overdo it, even if they have no actual truffle appreciation. John Magazino, a truffle dealer for Baldor Speciality Foods, often makes deliveries to private clients who burn through pound after pound during the season. They cant stop themselves, Magazino says, and warns that diners should not consume more than an ounce of truffles a day to prevent gastric distress. But nothing tops this story: A few years ago, Magazino says he heard reports that Jay-Z hit the Waverly Inn for a party, and ordered the restaurants famed truffle macaroni and cheese. Once the white truffles had been shaved onto the pasta, Jay then added his own element: hot sauce. As Magazino puts it, "Now thats criminal."

11. Truffle Tax Evasion
Everything about the truffle business is secretive for two reasons, Magazino says. The first is location. A lot of truffle hunters park their cars in the bushes and take off into the woods during the middle of the night because they dont want other people to know where they find their truffles. The second is taxes. If a guy finds a big truffle thats worth $6,000, it's very rare to find anyone who wants to share that with the French or Italian government. So he drives to a parking lot and meets a middleman buyer. Its a like a drug deal. He hands the buyer the bag of truffles, takes the bag of cash, and thats it.

10. Customs Theft
Truffle dealers have a list of complaints: shipments of truffles from Italy that come up a few ounces short each season, and others that disappear during truffle season. And it seems customs officers sometimes can't help themselves when presented with a trove of truffles. You have to be careful they dont go missing," Magazino says. "Everyone in the business has bad stories with customs.

9. Croatian Truffle Fraud
White truffles, the most coveted truffle there is, are of course dug up by pigs and dogs near Alba in the northern Italian province of Piedmont, right? Not necessarily: Across the Italian border in Croatia, producers have also discovered white truffles, and Croatian truffle hunters operate with far fewer rules and regulations than the Italians. So the crafty Croatians have been known to smuggle their own whites across the border into Italy, where dealers pass them off as Italian and fetch higher prices as a result.

8. Dog Theft
One common theft in the truffle world has nothing to do with the truffles stolen, but arguably a more prized commodity: the dogs that sniff them up. The dogs that hunters train for years to find and locate truffles (dogs are more reliable than pigs, which often eat the truffles) are often stolen for hunts only to be returned later. Patricia Wells, chef and author of Simply Truffles, says the dogs she uses for truffle-hunting classes have been stolen on multiple occasions. Theres a certain tolerance, she says of missing truffle dogs. The first time it happened I was a bit alarmed, but after that I just laughed and took it as part of the truffle aura.

7. Puppy Poisoning
Some truffle hunters are just as competitive, but much less humane: Instead of stealing a competitors' dogs, some hunters just eliminate them. Rival truffle hunters have been known to poison each others's prized dogs, using tactics such as injecting meatballs with strychnine, a weed killer, and dropping the bait in the forest for the dogs to find.

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Ciska, a French truffle dog.Photo: REGIS DUVIGNAU/Reuters/Corbis

6. Truffle Muggings
Some thieves aren't so crafty: In France, armed guards patrol many properties from bandits, and the markets in Provence are notorious for thugs who spot vulnerable dealers, follow them home, then rob them at gunpoint for their cash and leftover truffles.

5. Home Invasions
At least one truffle dealer in the Provencal town of Richerenches was the victim of an even more brazen theft: A burglar entered the dealer's house through a chimney, no doubt on the hunt for any truffles the dealer was storing.

4. Honor Killings
A few years ago, young truffle producer Laurent Rambaud sat in a French jail while hundreds of supporters pleaded for his release. Why? Rambaud had reportedly shot and killed a man from Saint-Paul Trois Chateaux, a nearby village, for digging up his truffles. Walking out into his truffle groves in the middle of the night with his rifle, Rambaud reportedly spotted Chateaux and opened fire, striking the truffle thief first in the leg and then in the head.

3. Impostors from China
Like all luxury goods, truffles have their own low-cost Chinese knockoffs: While Chinese truffles look like their European cousins, they lack any of the flavor or aroma of the originals. Why would anyone buy them, then? Well, some suppliers simply douse them with truffle oil or drop them in boxes with real truffles to absorb the aroma and pad out their inventory.

2. Truffle Heists
The perfect storm of decreased supply, increased price, and Chinese truffle invasion has created a market ripe for criminal hijinks. In parts of southern France, home of the so-called black diamonds, truffle suppliers have become targets, and their depositories of natural fungi treated like banks. Ocean's Elevenstyle schemes aren't unusual. And, a few years ago, a gang of truffle thugs used a bulldozer and crashed through the front gates of Plantin, a leading truffle supplier in Provence, and stole the companys truffles and truffle products. The robbers had used a stolen truck to take down the wall! says a rep for Plantin.

1. Truffle Oil
No matter how heinous the acts above, no truffle crime can compare to the biggest fraud ever committed: the existence of truffle oil. The vast majority of truffle products dont even have truffles in them. While the flavor of a real truffle comes from a natural process under the soil thats proved impossible to mimic well, the truffle flavor in most truffle products is really 2,4-dithiapentane, a chemical compound. And yet, despite the artificial pedigree, companies still continue to command high prices for this junk.

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