Not Kewl: Teen Found Guilty of Stealing Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini

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Nineteen-year-old Max Wade faces up to 30 years in prison for commercial burglary, auto theft, attempted murder, and firing a gun into an occupied vehicle. The troubled teen stole Guy Fieri's $200,000 yellow Lamborghini from a dealership in March 2011 to impress a girl, hid the car in a storage locker, tried to kill the girl and her boyfriend in a drive-by shooting, and then convinced his friend to try to bust him out of jail. With sledgehammers. Needless to say, Wade didn't get the girl or the car and reportedly had to be "tethered" to a chair that was bolted to the floor during the trial, but at least he did get a rap song written in his honor. [Earlier, KlewTV]