Burger King Figures Out How Best to Hype Satisfries: Make Them Free

Your weekend plans.
Your weekend plans. Photo: Courtesy of Burger King

Burger King will be giving away free Satisfries at every location Saturday and Sunday, which is apparently the best plan the company could think of to get people to actually eat them. The president of Burger King North America himself cordially “invite[s] guests to bring family and friends” to the low-fat free-for-all. No purchase is required, but there is a one-order-per-customer limit. [USAT, Earlier]