Coffee Shop Girl With Supernatural Powers Freaks Everyone Out

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For whatever reason, it doesn't occur to these 'sNice customers in the West Village that this display of a customer's "telekinesis" she makes a dude fly across the room, and more is actually just a viral stunt to promote the forthcoming Carrie remake. In any event, more coffee shops should get in on this kind of thing, because telekinetic outbursts are excellent motivators. Just think: She has the power to make you stop hogging the electrical outlets with your laptop and finish that novel once and for all! She'll make you drop your croissant and run away and you'll be scared off carbs forever! The benefits are unlimited. Also, this kind of thing happens in the East Village all the time.