Clown Assaults Taco Bell Customers

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Scary. Photo: MichaelTutton/Flickr

A couple were in the queue at a Battle Ground, Washington, Taco Bell when they briefly exchanged words with two men in a blue pickup truck. Minutes later, they had picked up their food and were circling through the parking lot when one of the blue truck's occupants, who happened to be dressed like a clown, approached the driver and punched him. The victim was taken to the hospital, where he was treated for skull fractures, and the clown was arrested, which is more proof that bozos don't mix well with chain restaurants. [KPTV via Consumerist, Earlier]