Hillary Clinton’s Nonxistent Presidential Campaign Gets Its Own Wine


Hillary Clinton may be keeping quiet over her presidential bid, but her victory has already been pressed, fermented, and bottled by an overeager Hudson Valley winery. Clinton Vineyard (amazingly, no relation) launched Victory, a Seyval Blanc that hopes to be the clincher for a Clinton presidential campaign. What will Victory for Hillary taste like? Perfectly balanced and buttery soft, apparently — though we’d have expected more steely acid. [Time]