The Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Is Leather-Flavored

Here comes the apocalypse.

Author E.L. James, noted fan of booze, is expanding her empire by selling wine. "Red Satin" which includes flavors of leather, apparently and "White Silk" are on sale now for $18 per bottle. James says she hopes "you curl up with a glass as you enjoy the romance between Anastasia and Christian." But if you have a book in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, how will you masturbate? [Deadline]