If you’re intrigued by the idea of taking some ingredients you’d likely never use to garnish a hamburger and sealing them inside a special pocket in the raw meat with a plastic gizmo, you’ll likely want to watch “celebrity chef” Brian Duffy extol the benefits of the StufZ™ burger-stuffing contraption. While the product has been on the market for a while, this spiffy new infomercial appears to have just launched, and it is terrible. Or is it genius? Consider the subtle echo effect applied to Duffy’s voice for emphasis, and the prog metal soundtrack that kicks in around the twelve-second mark.
Anyhow, when it comes down to it, why wouldn’t you want to stuff a hamburger with garlic, spinach, and sun-dried tomatoes? Or mashed potatoes? Or mac and cheese? Ramen burgers are a thing now, after all, so noodle-stuffed burgers served on noodle buns? Put us down for twenty.