There are only 56 days left until the September 27 premiere of Fox's MasterChef Junior, which will inevitably be the Greatest Cooking Show of Our Time — and also the most exploitative. Gordon Ramsay, Joe Bastianich, and Graham Elliot are the judges, and although Ramsay denies ever cursing on the show, a 10-year-old contestant says otherwise. Judging from the trailer, it looks like the star will be Sarah, a fierce 9-year-old with an Anna Wintouresque blonde bob who screams, "Whip it! Whip like a man!" at another kid. Watch it all, straight ahead.
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