This bear likes schnitzel. She’s six feet tall, loves to dance, and normally prefers to drink Krombacher from an enormous boot-shaped glass, maybe. The Denver Post reports that she’s recently taken to raiding the refuse and scrap bins behind Edelweiss in Colorado Springs. “She passes up the recycling bin and goes right for the good stuff,” says manager Dieter Schnakenberg. Last night, however, it seemed as if she couldn’t decide between the pork and the veal, so she opted for lots of takeout instead, which came conveniently packaged in the form of a Dumpster on wheels.