Two Subway Sandwich Artists™ took way too much creative liberty: One staffer thought it'd be funny to rest his genitals on top of sandwich bread — and then photograph the act. When confronted by HuffPo, Ian Jett admitted: "I would never do that at work — it was at home. This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke." Oh, that makes it totally fine and normal then. His friend and esteemed colleague, Cameron Boggs, at least admitted to acting out on the job: He Instagrammed a photo of a nasty bottle with the caption, "Today at work I froze my pee." Unsurprisingly, Subway has fired the two staffers from its Columbus, Ohio location, stating: "This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™." Time for these dumb dudes to change their names. [HuffPo]
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