If you're into the concept, here are 108 action-packed seconds of Cosmo-worthy statistics about the crucial differences between sex in real life and sex in pornos, as illustrated with various fruits, vegetables, baked goods, and even some random kitchen appliances. The video is narrated by someone who sounds like a helpful British Airways flight attendant, but is it informative? Maybe. Is it safe for work? Er, probably not. Thing is, the parade of factoids and broad, supporting cast of penis puns put to use throughout the video may not be super explicit, but one crafty juxtaposition of Nutella and bananas in particular at the 1:02-minute mark may put you off the hazelnut-and-chocolate spread forever, or maybe just for a couple of hours. Or maybe not at all.