Watch the Trailer for Clam Kings, a Bivalve TV Show That Should Be Real

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Part of public TV station Thirteen's attempts to wean the American public off the cavalcade of nonsense packaged under titles like Breaking Amish and Storage Wars recently extended to a subway poster campaign for fake shows like Married to a Mime and The Dillionaire. Those were only posters, however, and now Thirteen has gotten around to making some ridiculous trailers. Call us biased, but Clam Kings, the adrenaline- (and brackish water–) soaked saga of two competitive quahog diggers, actually looks good.

Clam Kings Trailer [YouTube via USAT]
Earlier: A Guide to Buying, Shucking, and Eating Clams