The Official Big Gay Ice Cream Diet Is Fairly Straightforward

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A beacon of inspiration.

"We’re ice cream men. Every summer we run around like fools and lose 30 lbs. Every winter, we work on recipes and gain 35 lbs. Lesson: just give up, and never throw away your fat pants." —Bryan Petroff and Doug Quint of the super-popular ice-cream chainlet have a pretty solid plan. [Warby Parker]