Toronto Restaurant Sneaky Dee’s Will Kill You With This Breakfast Now

Only $24.95 (Canadian).
Only $24.95 (Canadian). Photo: Courtesy of Sneaky Dee's

Introducing the “Fucked Up Breakfast” and the “Queen of Heart Attacks,” two enormous breakfast platters created for Toronto’s live-music venue/restaurant Sneaky Dee’s in honor of local hard-core band Fucked Up. Pitchfork reports that both combo plates retail for $24.95, which is a bargain considering the former’s contents include “bacon, ham, sausage, pulled pork, eggs Benedict, French toast, poutine homefries, sautéed mushrooms, and grilled tomatoes.” Sounds great. Now we just need someone to get working on that “Hurry Up With My Damn Croissants” sampler. [Sneaky Dee’s via Pitchfork]