The Sunburnt Cow Is Still Open

Sad cow.
Sad cow. Photo: Shanna Ravindra

Google Maps says it’s closed. A listing shows it’s up for sale. But according to the ultimate official source, the Sunburnt Cow’s Facebook page, the doomed Avenue C restaurant is hanging on for dear life: “Google Maps is WRONG!! We have not closed or re-located. We have reduced our hours to Friday - Sunday. Hope to see you all back next weekend!” Breaking up is hard to do. If you’re lingering around only on weekends, hoping the magic returns, it’s time for a clean split. [Earlier, EV Grieve]