Watch SNL Spoof Martha Stewart’s Online Dating Profile


This weekend's Saturday Night Live included a mock ad for Martha Stewart's inevitable commercial. All the woman wants is a man who appreciates "tiered macarons and the simple elegance of a good bang" and is "rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation." And as we know, Martha Fucking Stewart gets what Martha Fucking Stewart wants.

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