On Monday, Queen Stewart revealed to Matt Lauer that she's joining Match.com to "have breakfast" and "sleep with somebody." Now she's unveiled her online dating profile to the world. Are you a 55- to 70-year-old man who likes perfect cakes, media talk, and rap music? Can you afford to take her to Sushi Yasuda? Do you have a graduate degree and a pet bird? Are you very liberal? Congratulations! And if you don't like what you see, there's still time to vote on Stewart's profile photo on her Facebook page, as she's exploiting her love life for all the press (and money) she can get. It's really a shame that Snoop Dogg is only 41. [Cut, Match.com]
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