“I just know that if these places knew, if I went in there being like, ‘Hey! I’m Will, I’m the marijuana critic from Westword!’ I’d be getting the tops of the buds. I’ve seen it with other people who review, who do work this way, so I just try to avoid that.” —William Breathes of the Denver Westword, the paper’s marijuana critic, says he needs to wear disguises so he remains unrecognized at dispensaries. We think he’s a little paranoid. [Daily Beast]