If you questioned the practicality of that plastic-bottles-make-the-best-egg-separators video, you may find yourself going absolutely bonkers after watching this one, which provides instructions on how to scramble eggs without breaking any shells. Sure, the egg isn't technically scrambled (it's just kind of boiled), and yeah, you need to have twine on hand and be cool with wrapping your future breakfast in a ratty old long-sleeved T-shirt, but it's totally worth it! Because, if anything — voilà! —you now have an airtight and highly portable way to enjoy your eggs on trains and planes and janitor's closets. Or whatever. You be the judge, straight ahead.