Behold, the A-Rod Grocery Store

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In case you were thinking of asking, the HGH is out of stock.
In case you were thinking of asking, the HGH is out of stock. Photo: Courtesy Dave Cook/Eating in Translation

The always-excellent Eating in Translation found Alex Rodriguez’s new project: It’s in Clinton Hill on Myrtle Avenue, and it seems to be a deli. It probably does not sell performance-enhancing drugs, but it does carry Entenmann’s pound cake. From the looks of the window, the A-Rod grocery apparently sells Tylenol and Advil, as well as low-proof Shiraz from New Zealand. There’s an ATM on the premises, but it probably has a high surcharge. Thankfully, we hear that the Sammy Sosa Deli Grocery in Belmont doesn’t charge extra fees at its cash machine. Rumor has it that it even dispenses tens. [Eating in Translation, Related]