Pepsi Uses Uncomfortably Erotic Language to Announce New Bottle

Too sexy.
Too sexy. Photo: PepsiCo

“The etched, grip-able bottom allows consumers to have a more stimulating, tactile interaction with the bottle itself” is an actual line on the company’s press release about its first new bottle in sixteen years. You can get your hands on this dildo soda in April. [PepsiCo]