Brad and Angelina’s Wine Is Unsurprisingly Popular

Prepare for world domination.
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Bottles of rosé from the couple’s French vineyard sold out in five hours. The $139 wine is “aromatic with a round mouthfeel that is full of freshness,” and it also has very, very small traces of the couple’s prized DNA. If you’re just absolutely devastated that you missed out, a white wine will launch this summer, and a red next year. But the Miraval Rosé 2012 only shipped to addresses in France — obviously, Brad and Angelina are too classy for us Americans. [Earlier, ABC]